In the news

Here are three funny quotes I ran across today while reading news articles online:

"Holy smokes! Is that Tropical Storm Gamma out there?" - NWS-Houston web news

"Everybody can make a jelly bean, but how do you make a car with personality?" - AP reporter Dee-Ann Durbin, reporting on fuel economy improvements

and, one of my favorites:

"Japanese Stork Gets Prosthetic Beak". The article continues: "...Taisa had lost weight since he broke his beak last November because he found it difficult to catch live fish, and no longer got along with his female breeding mate due to stress."

Buddy, men everywhere can sympathize. Break your beak, and what do you get?   Compassion?   Support?   NO!   Stress and rejection from your mate!

Anyway, just a little bit of humor on a dry Bajan evening. :)